Saturday, December 8, 2012

SUPERB / BEAUTIFUL / WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS WITH ILLUSTRATIONS

GOODMORNINGMYFRIENDS

We must think differently, look at things in a different way. 
Peace requires a world of new concepts, new definitions. 
Yitzhak Rabin


Superb definitions with figures!!!!









Wonderfully described definitions.. !! "

 

MARRIAGE: 
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master


 


LECTURE: 
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

 


CONFERENCE: 
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

 


COMPROMISE: The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

 


TEARS: 
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

 


DICTIONARY: 
A place where divorce comes
before marriage

 


CONFERENCE ROOM: 

A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

 


ECSTASY: 
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before

 
CLASSIC: 

A book
which people praise,
but never read

 


SMILE: 
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!

 


OFFICE: 

A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life

 


YAWN: 
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth

 


ETC: 
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do

 


COMMITTEE: 
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together

 


EXPERIENCE: 
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes

 


ATOM BOMB: 

An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions

 


PHILOSOPHER: 
A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead

 


DIPLOMAT: 

A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip

 


OPPORTUNIST: 

A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river

 


OPTIMIST: 
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

 
PESSIMIST: 

A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY

 


MISER: 
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!

 


FATHER: 

A banker
provided by
nature

 
CRIMINAL: 

A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught

 


BOSS: 
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early

 


POLITICIAN: 
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later

 


DOCTOR: 
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!

 
 

CIGARETTE: 
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
 SMILE
BE HAPPY
HAVE A GREAT DAY
 




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